So I have put together a list of activities that can be done in a pumpkin patch. Take this as seriously as you'd like :)
1.) You can hike a roped off area of the pumpkin patch that you technically aren't supposed to be in. You can see how far you get before the workers let you know the area is forbidden. If you get tired, take a rest on a pumpkin...there's plenty!

2.) You can wait for the Great Pumpkin. Check to see if it is the most sincere pumpkin patch first.

3.) you can

4.) you can race quads. Just be sure the quads aren't hooked together like these were or else you'll never win. and make sure they are on(however pretending they are on works too). And when the attendant comes back from his break, hop off and run away.

5.) You can compare pumpkin sizes to decide which you would like to buy...if you were going to buy one...but you're not..because pumpkins are sooo much cheaper at Trader Joes.

6.) Climb the tallest hay stack you ever seen until you reach the tall flag pole. Then marvel at your success.

7.) you can fly.
but make sure you take turns. :)
8.) Practice your smile while saying 'lizard lips!'...because you KNOW the mamarazzi will be there.

9.) Try to take family photos that will be good enough for the Christmas card. Emphasis on the word try.

10.) when leaving the pumpkin patch it makes for an even better experience to hold your brothers/sisters hand on the way home :)

The End.



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